Music to live by

(Sung to the Tune of the Great Pretender)

Oh yes, I'm the Great Sebastien,
I sit here and cry all the time.
I whinge and I moan. Yes, I feel all alone
as sit in my swing and I cry.
Waah, waah, waah

(Repeat until he falls asleep or you lose your voice or you decide to pick him up and go on to the second verse - probably the latter).

Oh yes, I'm the Great Sebastien,
I stand on your knee and i smile
I watch and I play. I could do it all day
just as long as I know that you're mine